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My friend signed up for a dating app and was set to meet someone in person just three days later. But the person turned out to be much heavier than in their profile photo! My friend tried to come up with a plan to fix things before the date, but it all ended in failure. So, half-jokingly, I suggested a “sex diet” to my friend—who’s easily bored and lacks any real determination—and what happened was…

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